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What’s going on, you beautiful pirate people? I am John, The Pirate, and this is “It’s a Pirate’s Life”. I’m coming to you today from beautiful sunny Manhattan, Kansas. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “John, how in the hell does a pirate get to Kansas?” Well, that’s a good question. So I’ll tell you.
See, I’m a military nomad. My father was a career sailor, and I was born in Florida, but you know, we moved around a lot. And then when I graduated high school, I joined the Marine Corps. After training, I settled down on the West Coast and got to see the world. During my time at Camp Pendleton, I set sail out of there and went to Hawaii, Guam, and saw Australia too. Johnny Depp had it right. Singapore was the absolute best. Shout out to Mike Zender. You know who you are. Fantastic memories made there.
And of course, after that went to Iraq for a bit. After I came home from that, I decided I wanted to fly helicopters. I went to school to do that in Southern California, where I just happened to pop in on Jeff Foxworthy and going on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”. If you want to see how that turned out, you can go watch a Season 1 Episode (Ep.10). It’s pretty fun time.
Well, then I wanted a job flying helicopters. So I joined the Army. Became a Scout Kiowa Pilot and literally landed right here in Kansas. So that’s how I got here.
This blog is going to Chronicle my journey all the way back home to that most famous of pirate cities, Tampa Bay, Florida. Now, I don’t want you guys to go thinking this is going to be some boring sailing blog. It’s nothing like that. This is about being a pirate. It’s about no nine to five. No Monday through Friday. No schedule, and sure as sh*t, no boss. I’m never going to work for another human being for the rest of my existence. And that’s a fact.
So, if you’re as excited about this as I am, why don’t you come on an adventure with me? Hit that like, and subscribe button on the YouTube Channel, and stay tuned for the next video. So until next time, have a good one pirates!
May your anchor be tight
Your cork be loose
Your rum be spiced
And your compass be true
The Admiral
John Louis
A husband and a father to “John, the Pirate” and his three sisters, and grandfather to 12. The sea has been in his blood from age 8 after reading a Little Golden Book…
Master Gunner
Brett Blaske
A native of Clay Center, Kansas. Currently working as an EMT/CMA in the Clay Center Healthcare system, Brett is a very observant caregiver to his community…
Medic / Nurse
Jacque Wilemon
A Kansas native. She met John the Pirate many years ago in nursing school. Both were at the top of their class and became fast friends…
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